May 2013
hippyjamfest:
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
sunpeach:
sometimes i just go on my blog and admire it
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
celeryandhummus:
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
maddynorris:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
zarry:
people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
vvorldwideweb:
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
internetexplorers:
we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
GUYS. WHATS GOING ON WITH THE ARCTIC MONKEYS?! I donut understand. I WAS ASLEEP.
kingschultzdds:
i think you should stay after class to discuss the oxford comma..
ughticmonkeys:
Hear that? Yeah? That’s the sound of the AM fandom reawakening and preparing 2 spam the interwebz
emorexia:
jesus died for your sins not tragedies
arcticmonkeysus:
How I flirt: what’s your favorite track off Humbug?
