hippyjamfest: I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
sunpeach: sometimes i just go on my blog and admire it
ayeleesh: when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
celeryandhummus: our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
maddynorris: So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
zarry: people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
me waking up: i can't wait to go to sleep tonight
vvorldwideweb: *takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
GUYS. WHATS GOING ON WITH THE ARCTIC MONKEYS?! I donut understand. I WAS ASLEEP.
kingschultzdds: i think you should stay after class to discuss the oxford comma..
ughticmonkeys: Hear that? Yeah? That’s the sound of the AM fandom reawakening and preparing 2 spam the interwebz
emorexia: jesus died for your sins not tragedies
arcticmonkeysus: How I flirt: what’s your favorite track off Humbug?